Monday, January 03, 2005
Day One:
Rumor has it that a certain girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend of someone who claims to still be “from the block” has not shown up for work on the set of her hit television show, further fueling speculation of a bastard child in the making.
Allegedly, or course.
P.S. If you're confused as to the nature--not content--of this post, please refer to this this.
P.P.S. The nature--not content--of this post makes me feel yucky inside.

