Wednesday, February 23, 2005
While walking Bob today, I found a dollar bill and the New York Driver's License of some guy named Yossef.
Yossef, if you're reading this, you'll have to contact me so I can return your license. The change of address sticker on the back is totally worn off. And may I ask why you aren't an organ donor? Just wondering.
I was going to say that if you could correctly identify the dollar bill, I'd return that too, but I already spent it on a pack of gum. Sorry about that.
Yossef, if you're reading this, you'll have to contact me so I can return your license. The change of address sticker on the back is totally worn off. And may I ask why you aren't an organ donor? Just wondering.
I was going to say that if you could correctly identify the dollar bill, I'd return that too, but I already spent it on a pack of gum. Sorry about that.

