Thursday, January 06, 2005
I had this information yesterday, but withheld it because... Well, working two jobs at once keeps you pretty busy. I offer it up regardless, just in case not everyone is informed of this extremely important and earth-shattering news.
Anyway, a certain twice-married southern songstress is ready to hang up the crown of pop diva and become a forensic scientist.
Allegedly, of course.
If only she had been around during the OJ trial. I’m thinking an interpretive dance number just might have tipped the jury in the other direction.