Sunday, April 11, 2004
As I was watching Janet Jackson’s musical performance on SNL I had an epiphany: I need my own backup dancers. Not that I would be dancing of anything. They’d just follow me around everywhere I go, doing choreographed routines.
Also while watching SNL tonight, I saw a beer commercial – I believe it was Coors Light – that didn’t make any sense. Not that a nonsensical commercial would be unusual, but I was thinking maybe it’s a new concept in reinforcement marketing. You have to be drunk to understand it.

